What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.