What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.