How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head