How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!