How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.