How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.