Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit