Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)