What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile