Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.