Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.