Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.