What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.