What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.