How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming