How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.