Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.