The buuttt-lerrr!
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He de-deuces.
Holy crap.
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
An American full of himself.
The Captains log
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
To find Pooh!
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The captains log.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm having a movement"
Swiping and wiping.
The captains log
Aztec.
Looking for Pooh.
A policeman doing his duty!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
urine
To pot the brown.
They are both full of crap.
Because the P is silent.
Captain's log.
In the toilet.
By leaving a plunger in the toilet
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
The captain's log.
Because the p is silent.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Because the p is silent
I am the extruder...
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because it was a Number 2.
He was looking for pooh.
A natural log
He was looking for the Captain's log.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
Because it was his duty.
He was looking for Pooh.
The Captain's Log.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Mustuuurd
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
With a shat nav.
A real mess on your hands.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Flush the toilet.
His Dookie Houser
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
An Ig !
Wait until he's finished.
Urine trouble.
I poop with both hands.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"
It was low hanging fruit.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
She left a plunger in the toilet
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Toilet paper.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Mine is a skittle.
So they have something to do at night.
A biday party!!
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Loo-Loo !
You ctrl p.
Captains Log
Dump-ring.
Natural log
Snoo on the loo
Because the 'p' is silent.
every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
A log dump!
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
Lou !
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Weeeeeeeee!!!
Leave the plunger on the toilet.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
nail the other hand to the floor.
The French. They always have their hands up.
A film that needs morbids.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
It was occupied.
One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
