What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble