Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!