Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms