I said I'm an orphan.
just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
A: Leave it to peave her.
Take the parent out of the water
They've never known what home is.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
inventor of Autocorrect
