Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken