Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the concrete fail at its job?

It couldn't take the shear stress

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)