What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.