What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you