What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you