What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Spank Jokes More Spank Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking