What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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You weren't there man

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When a woman rejects feminism.

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Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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Because he ate his pillow.

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He foamed at the mouth.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking