A spanking
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you
They have the knights watch .
It smells like teen spirit.
Brushing your teeth
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Make him wear shoes.
With a crowbar.
Because it's whey strained.
Because get off at different times.
When they start to like spankings
A: He was striking a happy medium.
an outlier downvote brigade can start now
A tomato in an elevator.
Nice pits."
