A: He was striking a happy medium.
Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.
They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
It got all sappy
Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.
When hunger strikes.
He was an excellent conductor
Because she's a medium
A happy medium.
