Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Medium.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.