Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.