Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini