Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.