Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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