Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

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Because he got hit by a car

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**