Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta