What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue