What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.