Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Because of all the cheetahs !

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

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