Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.