How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.