How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.