How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

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What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.