Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

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Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.