What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.