What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Polio Jokes More Polio Jokes

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.