What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.