What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.