What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope