What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.