What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it