What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.