A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
The parents would love to know.
Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.
A: What's a light bulb
He never changes his position.
To get to the other side.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Beacause he always shoots at the black one.
It'd be a waste of time.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Whack-A-Mole
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
