Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
WITNESS ME!"
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
You let it sink in.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
They don't like any witnesses.
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Humor is a shift of wit...
Cream of Wit!
We're both lawyers.
Because deep down they're really nice people.
You can't. They'll always tell you first.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
A knife has a point.
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
A signtist!
BAO BAO BAO BAO
Hau Ling.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.