What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Odor Jokes More Odor Jokes

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Wit Jokes More Wit Jokes

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...