Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.