Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.