What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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