Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!