Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"