Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"