How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.