You can actually punch information into a computer.
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
Nothing.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
There's twenty of them.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
With a plunger.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
