How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.