How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.