Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.