What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS