What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids