What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.