Minivan Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS