What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.