What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)