What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.