What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !