What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!