What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !