What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !