What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.