How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.